1. What do you read when you are sitting on the toilet?

2. Do you pee in the shower?

3. Do you always wash your hands after you use the toilet?

4. Do you allow someone to come into the bathroom while you are using the toilet?

5. Do you clean your shower in the nude?

6. When you use the toilet at someone else's house do you go through their medicine cabinet and/or their bathroom cabinets and drawers?

7. For the Men...Have you ever left the toilet seat up on purpose to irritate the woman in your life?

8. For the Women...Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the toilet seat up?

9. Do you courtesy flush?

10. Do you light a match or a candle or spray an air freshner when you are finished pooping?

11. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?

12. What is the strangest thing you have ever flushed down the toilet?