Gimme your best response

Friday, May 21, 2010

Welcome to Monday Mayhem.
Today's meme is "Gimme your best response".
For each of the prompts, provide us with your best answer.
Don't forget to visit the other participants.

You know those people who are always telling you how and what to do?
We want to be prepared for the next time they provide us with their fine interventions.
Have fun!

1. Are you putting on weight? You face looks fat.

2. You should wash your clothes in the expensive detergent. What you are using is not working.

3. Are you sure you should be eating that piece of cake?

4. You shouldn't be friends with that person.

5. That shirt is not the right color for you.

6. Why would you work at that crappy job?

7. You're not cutting your steak correctly. This is how you should be doing it.

8. Is that all you do all day is sit on your computer?

9. You should use Pledge on the dust in your house.

10. When are you going to get married/have kids/get divorced (choose which one relates to you)?

11. I'm thinking about staying at your house for 2 weeks for my vacation.

12. When you are at the store will you get me 2 pounds of bananas and some bread? Oh, and here is some money so you can buy my mother some eggs, prunes and Depends. I'll need separate receipts of course.

Thanks for playing! Have a great week!