Welcome to another cool edition of Monday Mayhem.

Today's meme is all about the headlines in the news. For each headline- finish or embellish the title and add a brief description (one sentence is cool). Don't forget, this is suppose to be fun because we are Über cool people!




1. Man hospitalized after being hit in road

2. Suspicious package just food in a bag


3. Parrots tend to be "left handed," study finds


4. Palin: America out of step with Reagan's values


5.Opinion: Why refs 'swallow the whistle'


6. Man gets 9 years in cartoon attack


7. Lohan's attorney denies actress stole necklace