Welcome to Monday Mayham- home of the fun Monday.
Today's meme is The News Headline.
For every prompt, news headline, share your once sentence synopsis of what the story is about.

Have fun and thanks for playing!

1. Estimated size of oil spill doubles
2. 200+ graves mishandled at Arlington
3. Trapped man tries to sever his own arm
4. Lady Gaga's foul play at Mets game
5. 'Housewife' loses 29 lbs. in 3 wks
6. Topless pinatas distracting drivers
7. Salma Hayek's snake freak out
8. Nominate a 2010 CNN Hero
9. Drug companies share data to speed brain research 
10. Delta apologizes for putting kids on wrong flights
11.  Letters to the Editor 
12.  College men need to recognize the macho culture for what it really is: insecurity